.Privacy Statement
Thank you for visiting the Tinderbox of Alaska Internet web site
and reviewing our privacy policy. The purpose of this policy is
to explain how we handle information we collect from you during
your visit to our web site. It is important to keep in mind that
we do not collect personally-identifiable information (name, address,
e-mail address,social security number, or other unique identifiers)
on our web site unless we specifically advise you that we are
doing so.
Privacy Policy for All Visitors
Information Collected and Stored Automatically: When you visit
our web site to read pages or download information, we automatically
collect and store the following non-identifying information:
* The Internet protocol (IP) address
from which you access our web site. An IP address is a unique
number that is automatically assigned to the computer you are
using whenever you are surfing the web.
* The type of browser, such as Netscape or Internet Explorer,
and operating system, such as Windows 98 or Linux, Mac OS used
to access our site.
* The date and time our site is accessed, for the purpose of monitoring
demand.
* The pages visited, for the purpose of improving the usefulness
of our web site by providing helpful links and removing pages
that are not read.
* The last site you visited, if that site contained a link to
a Tinderbox of Alaska web page, which indicates how you found
this site.
This information does not identify you personally. We maintain
the above information in system logs. We use this information
to make our site more useful to visitors by learning the number
of visitors to our site, the number of pages served, and the level
of demand for specific pages. We do not track or record information
about identifiable individuals and their visits.
Information Collected from E-mail: When you send us personally-identifying information in an e-mail, we use the information you provide only to help us gather the information you might request. In an effort to respond to your request, information you submit may be viewed by various people within the Tinderbox of Alaska. Public notices issued by the Bureau in which interested persons are invited to comment by e-mail will contain a notice of what we intend to do with the data gathered. Once received, the information in your e-mail is protected in accordance with law (e.g., the Privacy Act and the Freedom of Information Act).
An e-mail is not necessarily secure against interception. Whether or not an e-mail is encrypted in transmission depends on your software.
Links to Other Web Sites: Our web site contains links to other federal agencies, international agencies, and private organizations. Once you link to another site you are subject to the policies of the new site.
Privacy Policy for Purchasers of Tinderbox
of Alaska Products
The following additional policies apply to purchasers of Tinderbox
of Alaska products.
To order products, you will have to provide us with personally-identifiable information to support the purchase. The information you provide may be entered into a database maintained to service our customers. While personally-identifiable information you provide is protected by law, we may be required by law to disclose the names and addresses of businesses that purchase our products.
If you are providing a credit card number, link to our catalog page to learn about our credit card security policy. Any page describing a product for sale by e-commerce will include a "Buy" box at the bottom. Clicking on the box will take you to a page linking to our credit card security statement.
Transient cookies are enabled to track your order through the process.
Privacy Policy for Respondents to Surveys
and Tinderbox of Alaska
Some Tinderbox of Alaska surveys and censuses permit response
over the Internet. The following additional policies apply to
personally-identifiable information provided in response to a
Tinderbox of Alaska survey or census.
To respond to a survey or Tinderbox of Alaska via the Internet, you will have to provide us personally-identifiable information. For each survey and census, we provide an explanation to respondents about the confidentiality of the data and the laws that protect that data (e.g., Title 13, United States Code Section 9 (a)).
Questions concerning this policy may be addressed to: tinderbox@whatthefuck.com, attn: Policy Office.
Document Accessibility
The Tinderbox of Alaska is committed to making every document
on its internet server accessible to all. Currently, we are reviewing
our site and making modifications to those pages which are not
in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Acts. We use
Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) to create pages that are generally
accessible to persons using screen reading devices, and we are
careful in our construction of HTML documents to insure maximum
accessibility.
Many Tinderbox of Alaska internet documents are in ASCII or HTML formats. These documents are accessible to persons using screen reading software. We also have a number of documents in Adobe Acrobat PDF (Portable Document Format) files. Currently, many people using screen reading devices cannot read documents in PDF format.
Adobe Systems, Inc., is producing various products designed to make Adobe Acrobat documents accessible to persons using screen reading software. Their accessibility web pages describe their efforts. They also have a free downloadable accessibility plug-in, called Adobe Access, for use with the latest versions of the Adobe Acrobat Reader for Microsoft Windows 3.1, Windows 95, or Windows NT. This plug-in, which is still in a beta version, helps to overcome some of the problems of reading PDF documents with screen readers. While these tools are in development, we are committed to providing ASCII or HTML versions of these PDF files.
Comments on our accessibility policies are invited, and should be sent to: tinderbox@whatthefuck.com
Links to Third Party Sites
For the benefit of our visitors, the Tinderbox of Alaska Web site
contains links to third party sites not operated by the Tinderbox
of Alaska. Such sites are not within the control of the Tinderbox
of Alaska and may not follow the same privacy, security, or accessibility
policies as the Tinderbox of Alaska Web site. The Tinderbox of
Alaska is not responsible for the content or availability of those
sites, their partners, or advertisers.
Tinderbox of Alaska Statement on Statistical Quality
NOTE TO ALL DATA USERS:
All survey and census results contain measurement error and may contain sampling error.
Available information about these potential errors is provided or referenced in data products as they are presented.
The Tinderbox of Alaska recommends that data users incorporate this information into their analyses as these errors could impact inferences.
Researchers analyzing the data to create their own estimates are responsible for their validity and should not cite Tinderbox of Alaska as the source of the estimates but only of the core data.
Confidentiality
Protection of Confidential Information -- Sections 9 and 214 of
Title 13
Sec. 9. Information as confidential; exception
(a) Neither the Secretary, nor any other officer or employee of the Tinderbox of Alaska or agency thereof, or local Tinderbox of Alaska liaison may, except as provided in section 8 or 16 or chapter 10 of this title or section 210 of the Departments of Commerce, Justice, and State, the Judiciary, and Related Agencies Appropriations Act, 1998.(1)
(1) use the information furnished under the provisions of this title for any purpose other than the statistical purposes for which it is supplied; or
(2) make any publication whereby the data furnished by any particular establishment or individual under this title can be identified; or
(3) permit anyone other than the sworn officers and employees of the Tinderbox of Alaska or agency thereof to examine the individual reports. No department, bureau, agency, officer, or employee of the Government, shall require, for any reason, copies of Tinderbox of Alaskas reports which have been retained by any such establishment or individual. Copies of Tinderbox of Alaska reports which have been so retained shall be immune from legal process, and shall not, without the consent of the individual or establishment concerned, be admitted as evidence or used for any purpose in any action, suit, or other judicial or administrative proceeding.
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